Alex Wins the eBay Feedback Award, "MAD Chicks"

Sometimes you have a friend who harbors a talent and then reveals it at the most unexpected time.

Today Alex shared his eBay Feedback History with me. All this time I didn't realize I was friends with a LIVING LEGEND!

Look at it!!!

Some of my favorites:

• Good product. Short cord. I'm not talking about me.

• This cologne smells great! I am totally going to be able to pick up blind chicks

• Mouse extension -I no longer have to get up from my bed to look at internet porn

• I just caught a large-mouthed tuna. Didn't even have to use the fishing rod.

• I use the marijuana-scented incense to cover the smell of my marijuana.

• It's tough to make a DaVinci more beautiful, but that's what this cream has done

• "I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never a mental institution."

• My conversion is now complete. Mazel Tov!

• This is the best wood I have ever gotten. Literally the best seller on Ebay. A-