Saying "No" to God's Financial Help

Look at the facts:

1. My name is Rachel Bird.
2. Mine That Bird won the Kentucky Derby.
3. Rachel Alexandra won Preakness.
4. Summer Bird won the race yesterday. Mine That Bird was a contender too.

WHY AM I NOT BETTING ON HORSE RACES WHEN THE WINNERS ARE PRE-DETERMINED BY MY NAMESAKE? It's like God is trying to hand me money and I'm frustrating the hell out of him by saying, "No, thanks."

My roommate offered, "Well, that or he wants you to run in the Kentucky Derby. Not as a jockey, though. As a horse. I don't see any of these jockeys having your name."